12 Days of Christmas - Day 7
400 words
Theme: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
Elements:
Rudolph
Reindeer Games
Abominable Snowman
Seven Swans a Swimming
Day 7
“Laaaaadies aaaand Gentleman! I’d like to welcome you to the
2014 Reindeer games!” Yells an elf from
on top of a pile of presents with a megaphone in his hand. He motions to the
right and adds, “I would now like to introduce the big man himself…
RUUUUDDOOOLPH!”
Rudolph walks up next to him and bows to the gathered audience.
“Hallo! Guten Tag!” He turns to the elf and gets a sour look on his face, “I
thought we talked about this Remmy?”
“B-But… Mein Fuhrer! Roesetta Stone… it takes a while to get
through… Ja?”
“Ja… it does… I have placed a lot of faith in you, Remmy. I
will NOT accept failure… Understand?”
“Ja Mein Fuhrer…”
“Wunderbar!” Rudolph turns around in place to address the
crowd. “Thank you for coming! Our first event of the day is the 100 meter free
style swim!” He motions towards a large trough cut in the ice where the
freezing water barely moves in the gentle artic breeze.
Dasher yells out from his starting position, a trail of
yellow snow leading up to him from behind, “It’s too cold! We won’t make it!”
Rudolph grins widely. “Swim fasta then, it’ll keep you from
freezing…”
Prancer yells from the next lane, “And where’s Blitzen?”
Rudolph sighs. “Oh, him. He shall not be participating in
this event. I had a discussion with him earlier… Oh, Abe?” The abdominal snowman
chucks a mangled carcass next to the side of the swimming path.
The other reindeer scream in terror, Dasher makes the yellow
puddle under him larger, and both Comet and Cupid vomit at the sight.
“Danke Abe. Blitzen mistakenly thought HE was lead reindeer.
We all know different now, Ja?”
Donner screams, “Rudolph! We’re sorry! Please don’t do this!”
Rudolph stamps his hoofs. “You should have thought of THAT
before you and the FAT MAN ostracized me! Now get in the water! No flying or
you’ll be shot!” They don’t move and Rudolph adds, “Abe, if they don’t move in
10 seconds, use the Luger.”
The deer hop in and quickly start swimming the length.
Rudolph comments. “Look! My own Seven swans a swimming! … I
forgot to invite the artic sharks…” He runs over and kicks the remainder of
Blitzen’s corpse into the water. Shortly after the water stats frothing with
sharks chasing the swimmers in the bloody water. “Oh Dear, my poor swans…”
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